[text]Guess who's naked and in my bathroom right now[/text]

viamadlucem:

ask-axelleaflynn:

viamadlucem:

ask-axelleaflynn:

viamadlucem:

[text] Steve Rogers?

[text] Guess who’s sitting on me right now?

[text] ;) you don’t want to know about my sexual exploits?

[text] No. I don’t.

[text] well you’ve definitely calmed down about yours. How’s Sophia doing? Or how are you doing Sophia? Whichever way works for you

[text] Right now I’m perched in front of his glorious dick.

[text] Be honest with me, how big is it?